Tackiness!

So, there's a house. Probably like many locales. There's a house where the man outdoes himself every year in tacky decorations. We call him Mr. Penny Road because his house is off Penny Road. This year, he added an inflatable Santa Claus whose pants constantly rise and then fall revealing the words "Happy Holidays" across his pine end. Out of all the hundreds of decorations this man has, Philip immediately notices the "Santa with his pants falling down." As you can imagine, that has been the dominant theme of both boys' discussions of Christmas lights. Thankfully, we've only seen this one. I hope we never see another one!We tried to be economical and take the children to this one over a week ago at the tailend of a daytrip out of town. Unfortunately, we got their too early and he didn't have everything lit up yet for the evening. Shucks, kids.